Life is a bitch be its pimp
Life is a bitch be its pimp
What's a typical day in the life of you?
Anonymous

Maybe walk the dog, eat something, roam the internet, eat something, watch tv, procrastinate work and then sleep.

How would you describe your "Perfect Match" "Soul Mate" "Penguin" "Lover" ect.

Absolutely know idea :) 

How big are you ;P
Anonymous

are you calling me fat ;) 

Who was your first crush?
Anonymous

ooh… errrm, This girl in primary school when I lived in Derbyshire, even though it was long ago I won’t say the name :) 

Are you a virgin? If not, describe the scenario leading up to it.
Anonymous

Aw that would have been fun, but yes I am :)

Could not be more bored… Literally… this is new.